I Have the Luckiest Car in the County.


This placard should read:  The return of the swallows is an annual annoyance to all car owners here at Greystone.  The birds will go to the bathroom on your car no matter what corner of the parking lot you try to hide.  Sometime in July, I will rejoice when the birds leave to join their loose boweled friends.  Greystone will pay for the weekly car washes necessary to avoid being embarrassed by driving around in a bombed out car.


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